Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
How's work?
Spinning.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
