There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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