I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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