please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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