To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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