i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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