Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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