You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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