i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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