I wanna bring you to show and tell
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i out mim tonsoeep
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