he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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