North Korea, Best Korea!
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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