dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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