he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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