When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm at about main and main street
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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