Do vagina's smell?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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