so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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