If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize