girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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