He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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