My room smells like vodka and shame
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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