so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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