You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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