I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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