# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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