We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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