$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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