I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ugly people sure do ruin things
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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