Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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