im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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