i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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