Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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