Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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