I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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