Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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