actually, I'm a sock model
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You may now shotgun with the bride
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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