How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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