Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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