Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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