If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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