We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
