I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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