"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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