I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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