Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
