I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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