Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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