he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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