Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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