Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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