Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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