You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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