I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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