there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So squirting runs in the family.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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